At first I didn’t even know what that meant. I had no idea if I in fact “dress American.” I felt like I could fit right in with Londoners, I occasionally rock the white shirt with black bra, I carry a Louis Vuitton handbag… but I’m going to go ahead and say pretty American.
I read on. The instructions continued to explain what this supposed fashion statement was:
-White socks
-Jerseys
-Baseball Hats
-Fraternity/Sorority T-shirts…(which reminds me…How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2: 1 to do it and a second to make a t-shirt for it. Just doesn't get old for me.)
-Fanny packs
-Tivas
OK so maybe I’m safe…